Our Story

Handmade soap, made properly.

Slaughter Me Soaps started in a tiny kitchen with a single mold and an unfortunate amount of purple mica. We wanted soap that looked like it belonged on a vanity in a gothic novel — and lathered like it belonged in a sensible shower.

Every bar is hand-poured in small batches. Every batch is mixed with skin-safe carriers and naturally derived fragrance. Every label warns you politely before it winks at you.

Made with

• Plant-derived saponified oils
• Pure essential oils and skin-safe fragrance oils
• Kaolin clay, charcoal, herbs, and other earthy nonsense

Not made with

• Animal products
• Parabens or phthalates
• Cheap edgelord branding (we promise)